Saturday, May 1, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 1

Dear Mom,

So far everything is going well . . . the house burned down, but the insurance company is optimistic about getting a payment to us soon; I couldn't find the keys to my car so I borrowed yours - thanks for leaving the keys on your dresser; cockroaches actually make good tenants - they've agreed to pay regular rent . . . Well, at least a church hasn't collapsed or anything dramatic like that.

Love you very much! Come home . . . don't decide your eldest daughter is your favorite and stay there forever!

Love,
Rachel

PS: Jack misses you.

2 comments:

Diane said...

Ha-ha!

Hannah said...

ahahahahaha! I LOVE it! Especially the part where cockroaches are good tenants.