Monday, October 4, 2010

October Seasonal Bulletin Board




Love how this little bulletin board turned out! The beaver's verse says, "The grass withereth, and the flower fadeth, but the word of our Lord endureth for ever." The different leaves have verses about the Word of God. Some bad pictures of them below:





Thursday, September 9, 2010

How selfish must I be?

I'm not listening to you. My eyes are trained on your face, my body language is indicating the engagement of my mind in what you are saying, but I'm not listening to you. The truth is, I'm thinking about what I'm about to say. You see, you said something that I can relate to. In fact, I personally think my story is even better than yours. Any second now you're going to pause and take a breath. I'm waiting . . . and formulating the phrases that I'll begin my story with. It's going to sound eloquent. Yes, I'm nodding, this seems an appropriate place in your story to do so . . . wait . . . "I know! I've had the exact same problem except . . ."

And I'm a Christian? One of those people who, like Christ, is more concerned about others than myself? Obeying God and following his commands? Like:

Ro 15:2 Let every one of us please his neighbour for his good to edification.

Heb 3:13 But exhort one another daily, while it is called To day; lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin.

Heb 10:24 And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:

Eph 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

Ro 14:19 Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another.

Ga 6:2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.

Ga 6:10 As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.

Yeah, well, my conceited world doesn't actually seem to line up with Scripture. The problem the Corinthian church had with spiritual gifts seems to be my problem. I'm more concerned with myself and what I have than others and what they have. I'm interested in the attention and applause I'll get, not the help and encouragement I can be to others. I came to church to be edified, not to be God's vessel of edification to someone else.

How selfish must I be?

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Beginning of the Year Bulletin Boards

This first picture is of my new rules board. By the way, my classroom theme this year is (drum roll . . .) SCHOOL! Yes, it's simple and effective. And easy. =0)


Okay, this post won't let me add another picture. So I'm going to put the next one in a different post below.
The verse (in case you can't read it) is Proverbs 25:11 - "A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." So no, is no picture of silver, but my "apples of gold" are the good advice letters my class last year wrote on the last day of school - basically a "how to survive 5th & 6th grades."

Saturday, July 31, 2010

A Quotation My Bro-In-Law Passed On to Me

"People do not drift toward Holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; we drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; we drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated."
~ D.A. Carson

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Classroom Theme: Part 2

Thank you all for the great feedback about a classroom theme! Honestly, it might sound lazy, but I'm thinking it might just be more practical for me to skip trying to have a main theme for the room. Theme's are fun, but sometimes you spend more time trying to come up with a bulletin board for each month that goes with your theme and goes with what you're teaching. I think this year I'm just going to focus on having my room and its decorations reflect what we are excited about in our classes. What do we like? - reinforce it with a decoration. What are we struggling with learning? - use a bulletin board to illustrate it. What do we need to commit to memory (aka grammar rules, verses, scientific processes, etc.)? - review it with a poster or wall area dedicated to it. This makes my classroom work for me and my students, instead of me working on my classroom.

I look forward to having a great time incorporating your ideas into this year and future years. The book ideas will be excellent for Reading Emphasis Month in March and since you've passed them on to me now, I'll be prepared later.

Thanks again! Happy 4th of July, all!!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Classroom Theme

I'm on an idea hunt, people, so supply me! What do you think my classroom decoration theme should be for this coming school year? Last year was an Hispanic Fiesta! Very bright and colorful - I loved it and so did my kids! The Dollar Tree usually has good, cheap stuff for decorating, but their summer party theme is a Tiki Party. I do not want a tiki classroom. I love books and would love to have something to do with that, but don't want to bog my classroom down with pictures of old dead people whose books are mostly above my kid's reading level. Hmmm . . . just writing this down has got me thinking . . . I could make books my theme . . . have a bulletin board featuring the book of the month . . . find book visuals (I think Dollar Tree has little paper ones in different colors) and hang them from the ceiling . . . make visuals of characters from books on our reading level and put them around the room with quotations from those books . . . hmmm . . . sounds like a lot of legwork and visual making . . . so tell me what you think! I need feedback. If you have a different decorating scheme, share that too!!

How Long Could You Go Without Sinning?

First of all, this is purely hypothetical, based upon some rough math. But it's got me thinking!

Genesis 5:3 says Adam was 130 years old when his son Seth was born. According to what Eve says in 4:25, Cain had already murdered Abel when Seth was born. So . . . if Seth was born shortly after the offerings/murder, and if Cain and Abel were around 30 years old when they offered their gifts to God, and if Cain and Abel had been born shortly after Adam and Eve were thrust out from the garden of Eden . . . then hypothetically (remember, purely hypothetically - notice the "if's"), then Adam and Eve might have lived for as many as 100 years before ever making a choice to sin. Even if we are conservative in our surmisings, 50, 75 years is still an amazing stretch of time! How much time has passed since you last sinned?

What an example of faith we have here set for us in Adam and Eve, a man and woman who chose, year after year, decade after decade, to believe God and trust Him! We struggle for the faith to resist sin from moment to moment. Let us no longer look to Adam and Eve as an excuse for our sin, but as an example for our faith, and an example of God's wonderful graciousness!

Monday, June 14, 2010

A Place for Everything and Everything in Its Place

"Bless the LORD, ye his angels, that excel in strength, that do his commandments, hearkening unto the voice of his word.
"Bless ye the LORD, all ye his hosts; ye ministers of his, that do his pleasure.
"Bless the LORD, all his works in all places of his dominion: bless the LORD, O my soul."

~ Psalm 103:20-22

Sunday, June 13, 2010

May's Bulletin Board


It's late, I know, but it was one of my favorites this year so I had to share.


We were covering the scientific system of classification so I stole an idea from the K4 class and had my kids trace their foot and hands and create their own butterfly. The label read something like this:

Kingdom: Our Christian School

Phylum: Elementary

Class: 5th & 6th grades

Family: Insecta

Order: Lepidoptera (butterfly/moth)

In this system, the genus and species names are combined to create the scientific name of a specific animal or plant. These are always Latin or Greek. I tried to find my kids' names in Latin or Greek, but some of them just don't exist (most of them don't exist - very creative parents named my kids). So I made them up - ridiculously. For example, my name might have been changed to Racelus Claetoraeus. Slightly pathetic, but they loved it and so did I!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 13

Dear Mum,

It's just the sort of thing a crazy person does. Turns her blog into a post office so that she can keep in constant contact with her mother. Who in their right mind does that? Completely forgets (or ignores) that she has other readers following her blog. Selfishly pursues her own desire to maintain her relationship with an absentee . . . who just happens to do the same thing with her blog.

There is only one conclusion that I can come to . . . you miss me. Face it.

Because you seriously checked with me today to see when I was going to write back to you.

You miss me.

This update is getting rather old, but I feel it my duty to summarily inform you that: your house is still standing, the dishes are washed, towels and sheets were laundered today, and I have every intention of picking up the dog and giving him a bath tomorrow. Piece of cake.

Not to get long-winded, but who started that rumor about my students fleeing the country? They haven't gone anywhere. I would have noticed if there were fewer voices complaining to me every time I add homework to the white-board. No, the chorus of howls (or howlers) remains - loud and miserable. What is truly unbelievable is that there are less than 4 weeks remaining in this school year!

Love you.

~ Rachel

PS: Dad's response when I handed him the ice cream cake you ordered for your anniversary? "Wow. Wow!" Then he repeated it several more times. And several more. You get the point - he loved it!

PPS: I bet Jack will forget he misses you in the joy of seeing me tomorrow.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 10

Dear Mum,

My cleverness eludes me tonight. I'm sleepy. And when I'm sleepy, I'm worthless. I write nonsense. All right, I write nonsense all the time. But it is far worse when I'm sleepy.

Sounds drifting in from the "playroom" make me think Dad must be watching something on TCM. Something with Shirley Temple, Fred Astair, or Judy Garland. It's the old fashioned silly music that gives it away. Have you noticed he's been turning it up louder than before? I have. =P

I'm sorry to hear two of the kids have been sick over the weekend. Are you taking your vitamin C? Nothing is more awful than a sick grandma. Really, do you want to scar your grandkids for life? I didn't think so. They've already seen their mom go through morning sickness.

By the way, how are Hoops and Yoyo? Let Leash know that I also think Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum to be very cute, though perhaps already taken by Dad and Stephen.

If you're nice to me in your next letter, I'll post my bulletin board pics for May. Of course, I'm going to post them anyway since it's my blog. But it wouldn't hurt to get an extra sweet post from you out of the bargain.

Love you!
Rachel

PS: It's Fred Astaire - I can hear him singing about a "great big beautiful doll!" It's amazing these guys could get a girl. Sure they could dance, but when they opened their mouths! . . .

PPS: Jack . . . well, you get the point.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 9

Dear Mom,

I have so much to catch up on! I haven't posted over the weekend because I was visiting college and even Thursday was consumed with getting things ready for my departure. I know you said to just put the bills in the basket labeled "BILLS" on the kitchen table, but I thought you'd want to see this note ASAP. It was left by the cleaning service I hired on Thursday.

Dear Customer,

Thank you for your prompt payment of our initial fee of $350 on 5/6/10. As of this date, your home has been dusted, vacuumed, laundry done, and an extra meal cooked and refrigerated for the residents of the home during the weekend.

Please let us care for all of your future cleaning needs. All additional services, including carpet steaming, paint touch-ups, and tub rust removal, are only $100 an hour. Our Pet Pickup Department is also available for the same fee plus gas (and any smell removal products used should your pet relieve himself while in our transportation vehicles).

Thank you.
Merry Maids, Inc.

As you can see, Mom, I took care of things right. I told you you could trust me. 'Cause I love you and I won't let your house go to the dogs! Literally, I can't even get these two men I am forced to co-inhabit this dwelling with to even pick up your dog. They just shrugged when I asked them where he was when I got back Saturday night. Poor, pathetic animal. Oh, well.

TTFN - Ta ta for now!

Love,
Rachel

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 5

Dear Mom,

Do wash more than once a week? Why? We still all got towels and underwear. Dishes are absolutely getting done more frequently! We can't have mice coming into our house.

Why can't kids ask complicated questions? One of them asked me yesterday: "What is math?"

Seriously? Ask me how to find a percentage or to explain how a line can extend indefinitely in both directions. Don't ask me to tell you what math is! You know the answer I'm going to give you? Hint: it will closely resemble many college papers and test essays - very fluffy. "Math is the science of quantities and relationships between them."

So what do you think? Did I fluff well? Close to the truth? If I Google it, what will it say? . . . . Hurrah! It will say close to what I said!

"mathematics: a science (or group of related sciences) dealing with the logic of quantity and shape and arrangement"

I win.

I love you.

Goodnight.

And goodbye.

~ Rachel

PS: Jack has discovered Morris code and he's been sending telegrams that keep repeating these 3 letters: SOS. Makes me wonder if he might be missing you a little. . . . Nah.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 4

Dear Mum,

What was with NCIS Los Angeles tonight?! All that to find Dom and he dies anyway? Who does that? You did watch it, right? . . . cause you are so gonna kill me if you haven't yet. Well, I like living dangerously. Anyway, we were watching it together in spirit 'cause I know you were miles away glued to the tube just like me. *Gibb's Slap* from me to you!

I did have a lost key episode on Saturday, and Dad made a comment about how I could not be related to you and be so disorganized. So I'm about to tell a "clueless Dad" story. Revenge is sweet (if not entirely biblical):

Monday is your normal paperwork day, so I came home from work ready to deal with the paperwork! However, someone had beaten me to it. The "paperwork" had already been removed from the mailbox and was sitting in the living room. Now, Momma, I knew my "paperwork" duty. I was all prepared to transfer the mail into the basket on the kitchen table labled "MAIL." Someone had to bite the bullet and get the job done. But I hesitated. Dad probably wanted to look through it for his stuff and that's why it was in the living room still. I would wait until later and put it in the MAIL basket after he checked it out. But walking through the kitchen a moment later, a piece of "paperwork" caught my eye - there was already mail in the basket. I leaned in, curious. It was addressed to me. The only piece of mail that didn't belong to you was in your MAIL basket. AND it was my credit card bill. . . . yeah. I guess being married to an organizational guru such as yourself doesn't actually qualify Dad for the same status. Go figure.

I'm tired now. Goodnight, Mummy dearest.

Love,
Rachel

PS: I haven't been calling Jack - he calls me.






PPS: He misses you.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 3

Dear Mom,

I think this blog is getting a lot more attention from me than it ever has before. This is like that daily journal Aunt Ann gave me at Christmas, except that I'm actually writing on my blog. Um . . . she doesn't read my blog, does she? Eeek. (Aunt Ann, I really am going to start writing. I mean, of course I already have . . . some . . . but nothing exciting really happens when you spend all your days with kids . . . is this starting to sound like an excuse? . . . Stop while you're ahead, Rachel.)

Anyway, so today I learned something. Go figure. Well, there were some dirty footprints in the tub this afternoon so I grabbed the cleaner and sprayed 'em and scrubbed 'em clean. Then I noticed a rust stain - the one coming down from the metal thingy under the faucet - it seems a little bigger. So, did that happen on my watch? Seriously, it's only day 3. It was probably that way already, I just noticed it now that I'm so up close and personal with the tub floor. So what does this mean? Should I immediately take an inventory of every marked wall, minuscule stain on the carpet, and paint chip on the wall? That way I can tell if it was my fault and remedy (or conceal) accordingly? Or am I just overreacting?


And exactly how big was the little rust stain - to the millimeter, please?

Your slightly OCD but loving daughter,
Rachel

PS: Jack called. He misses you.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

My Purpose . . . somewhat

My apologies for not explaining my posts of the past two days. My mother has abandoned me for "greener" pastures - my sister's home. She is visiting my sister and her family for the next two weeks. Look forward, my dear followers, to daily posts which will mean little or nothing to you. Sorry.

But . . . this is my blog, and . . . I'll write what I will. Suffer, be amused, or ignore me. I shall go on with little thought other than my own desire to write prolifically and ridiculously, at which I am quite talented.

Chronicles of Survival: Day 2

Dearest Mummy,

Hope everything went well with Rosie's baptism this morning! Anna Kate called me this morning, very hyper and excited - this is probably a permanent state for her, but I'm sure your presence has heightened the usual insanity.

I managed to get up early this morning. A miracle, I know! But the motivation was well worth it. The little maniac was waiting for me in her front yard - in fact, she didn't want to leave her front yard. She insisted on showing me her swing-set, her frogs (Hannah Montana and Dora), and her fish (a light-up globe you bought her). We finally drew the line when she prepared to drag me upstairs and show me "Mr. Ariel" (Prince Eric, apparently). Finally leaving, we made it to church and she talked to her daddy for a little while this morning.

Her presence lended a sense of normality to everyone's day, especially Jack's. He chose not to eat at all yesterday (excepting beef jerky and biscuits), but once she fed him his 9:30 A.M. biscuit, he delved into his bowl (which I somehow remembered to clean out this morning!). Well, at least we know he'll eat once a week. Does he really have to go to someone else's house during the week? I kinda like the little bugger, even when he's acting pathetic and forlorn. You are his one and only love.

Um . . . all pertinent information has been divulged. Except that you'll want to know that: yes, we are contemplating doing the dishes; no, we are not going to eat out every day; and yes, we are keeping everything unplugged so as to save on the electric.

Love you, Mum.

Your daughter,
Rachel
PS: All Hail to the SHEEP!

PPS: Jack is going to miss you so much more when we take him to the House of Thousand Ear-and-Tail-Grabbing-Hands.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Chronicles of Survival: Day 1

Dear Mom,

So far everything is going well . . . the house burned down, but the insurance company is optimistic about getting a payment to us soon; I couldn't find the keys to my car so I borrowed yours - thanks for leaving the keys on your dresser; cockroaches actually make good tenants - they've agreed to pay regular rent . . . Well, at least a church hasn't collapsed or anything dramatic like that.

Love you very much! Come home . . . don't decide your eldest daughter is your favorite and stay there forever!

Love,
Rachel

PS: Jack misses you.

Monday, April 5, 2010

It's Disgraceful!

Absolutely and completely shameful!

All these people possessing blogs that they never update. Seriously, people, didn't anyone tell you that I have the internet at my house and can now check your blogs multiple times a week to see what's going on with you?

The only problem?

No one ever writes anything new!

I am greatly incensed at the blatant disregard for common courtesy in this area! My oldest sister hasn't written since Saint Patrick's Day! I mean, really, who lets four children under ten, a husband, and two simultaneously defunct cars stop them from taking care of the TRULY IMPORTANT things in life!!?!

It's like we've lost our blogger identities. Facebook receives mindless updates, comments, photos, and links to YouTube videos - blog accounts lie covered in dust, as it were.

I feel much better having gotten that off my chest.

Feel my liberation, fellow bloggers. Update your "infrequently updated blog(s)."

Okay . . . well, I need to go check my Facebook now . . . um . . . this is so awkward . . .


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Stolen

A truly good blogger knows that all the best material is stolen from some other cloth. (If that doesn't make sense, don't worry that something is wrong with you. It doesn't make sense to me either.)

I found this quotation on a friend's blog and like it so much . . . here it is!

"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something, and I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do."
- Edward E. Hale

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Gluten Free . . . and Deadly

Green pea flour. Enough said.

And . . .

. . . a book titled 1,000 Gluten-Free Recipes . . .

. . . only 5 of which are edible . . .

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Time is a rather subjective concept. When doing our normal work, there's never enough time. When we do something above and beyond our daily schedule, we are "making time" for it. Time is of the essence. We believe in time-management (though not all of us are equally good at it).

We have many methods of measuring time. The ancients used the position of the sun, moon, and stars to determine seasons, night, and day. Today we use broad measurements such as millenia, centuries, decades, years, months, weeks, and days. But this isn't good enough. We are not satisfied to know that we can work during the day and sleep at night. We must break our days into hours, minutes, seconds, and (for the truly obsessive) milliseconds.

Why do we do this? Is it because we are a highly advanced, civilized culture? Because we are resolved not to be time wasters? Because we know the power of a well-timed word or action?

Nope. None of the above. So . . . why?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Take this self-check: Do you wear a watch? Do you have a clock in every or almost every room in your house? Do you make lists? Do you write times to get specific things done on your lists? Do you set your cell phone alarm to remind you of things? Do you have multiple calendars in your home? At work? Do you have a day planner?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Have you been diagnosed?

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Funny Facebook

"You cry, I cry. You fight, I fight. You jump off a bridge, I will miss you."

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A 1st & 2nd Grade Anecdote

The names of the innocent have been changed to protect their innocence.

The 1st & 2nd grade teacher shared with me a note one of her students had written as well as the story accompanying it. It goes like this . . .

Kyle handed her a note on Monday. It read:
XOXOXOXOXO
Miss Duncan

She thanked him warmly, then asked him if he would write his name on it so she would know who it was from. He revised it and returned the following to her:

Dear Kyle
XOXOXOXOXO
Miss Duncan

Kyle gets things mixed up sometimes.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Poetry of John Keats

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:   
Its loveliness increases; it will never   
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep   
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep   
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.            
Therefore, on every morrow, are we wreathing  
A flowery band to bind us to the earth,   
Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth   
Of noble natures, of the gloomy days,   
Of all the unhealthy and o'er-darkened ways             
Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all,   
Some shape of beauty moves away the pall   
From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon,   
Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon   
For simple sheep; and such are daffodils             
With the green world they live in; and clear rills   
That for themselves a cooling covert make   
'Gainst the hot season; the mid forest brake,   
Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms:   
And such too is the grandeur of the dooms             
We have imagined for the mighty dead;   
All lovely tales that we have heard or read:   
An endless fountain of immortal drink,   
Pouring unto us from the heaven's brink.        
Nor do we merely feel these essences             
For one short hour; no, even as the trees   
That whisper round a temple become soon   
Dear as the temple's self, so does the moon,   
The passion poesy, glories infinite,   
Haunt us till they become a cheering light             
Unto our souls, and bound to us so fast,   
That, whether there be shine, or gloom o'ercast,   
They alway must be with us, or we die.

If you read this all the way through, then perhaps you too have 
felt the brush of heaven that must have been in this man's pen.
If, on the other hand, you have skipped many lines to find
my comments below, I offer my inspiration for this poem: 
Bright Star, the stunning romance of this poet 
and the woman he loved.

February Bulletin Board


Friday, February 12, 2010

told you it'd be infrequent

Stayed up making a puzzle with mom (again, seester) and watching the opening ceremony for the Olympic Games so . . . this is it. Revenge of the over-blogged. And it only took two days for me to get this way. Over-blogged. Pathetic really.

Did I mention that I didn't have school today? You hate me now, don't you?


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Me and My Mom

There is a moment of truth in every one's life. This particular one has come to me at a time of change. A time of coming into my own as a person. Leaving the childhood of education behind and becoming an adult. And, in at least one way, becoming my mother. The epiphany occurred as follows:

A couple of weeks ago, a seventh grader wandered into my classroom for a chat. My own fifth and sixth graders were at a special (music, gym, art, etc.). After a few minutes of conversation, she complained of a sore, aching throat that had plagued her all day. Excited to be prepared for such an event, I stopped her from leaving and reached for my purse - I had cough drops! I was prepared for her malady and had the cure! This is unusual for me. But right in the midst of my elation, my mind collided with an unmovable thought - "I'm becoming my mother."

You know, the woman who carries everything except for the kitchen sink in her purse. Who you need only state your need to and she supplies it. I'm morphing from my old irresponsible self into a more alert, prepared being who's very preparedness led us as children to assume she either had eyes in the back of her head or was from outer space and had extra-sensory perception only dreamed of by humans.

So there I was, trapped by the reality that might shape the remainder of my existence - turning into my mother. And further perusal of my purse only confirmed it! First of all, the purse itself was no longer cute and small but instead the size of an overnight bag. The contents? A first-aid kit, an umbrella, mace, a planner, a Tide pen, a flashlight, comb, hairspray, hair creme, more pens than necessary - the list could go on but won't. And right now, you're laughing at me, because you - twenty or thirty something woman - could look into your purse right now and discover many of the same things. So you laugh at me for my overreaction. You laugh because you have not yet reached this moment of truth:

You have become your mother.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

It's Snowing


Now that might seem obvious, but everyone's talking about it. It's the hot news! It's snowing.

You see, we happen to live a technologically advanced society. Which means we're so high tech that we can sit in the comfort of our homes and hear every major news station, local news stations, and weather channels (both "normal" or in high def) tell us that "it's snowing." You could look out your window and see the verification of this fact, but why? Why? when you can watch what your hometown's streets look like on the local news; you can track the storm's effects on other areas of your state and the country on national news and the Weather Channel.

Truly, this is the future! Ah, the bliss of hearing from a news anchor what we could ascertain for ourselves! "No one should be driving in this." Well, of course not, even I can see that the road is covered with snow. "It's a whiteout! We have zero-visibility!" Um, yeah, I can't see very far out into the neighborhood.

I'm so glad I watched the news today! I salute the reporters who are standing out in the snow because we won't. I salute the anchors in the newsroom for their patience as they will be repeating the same mundane information for the rest of the day while desperately trying to make it sound new and interesting. I salute the producers of the news channels for their commitment in transmitting to the American people what we would rather not discover for ourselves. And I salute you - weather news addict - who will keep your TV monitor on throughout the day so you can receive the latest update. Go you, American. It's the Dream - "life, liberty, and the pursuit" of worthless information!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

About Four Months Later . . .

It is official - tomorrow is a snow day! So . . . I have no excuse not to post. However . . . today was not technically a snow day, therefore I do not have to write tonight. Which might beg the question, "Why then am I writing tonight?" And the answer is . . . that I'm not really sure, except for the guilt of not having posted for 4 months. That's pathetic really.

Almost as pathetic as a teacher who cannot seem to stop murdering class pets. On accident. Promise.

Almost as pathetic as a birthday dedicated to a dog.

Almost as pathetic as . . . not being able to come up with a 3rd "almost as pathetic as" which would have completed a clever sounding post.

Almost.